chilled:

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

 

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thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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loveslucas:

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fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

(via suspend)

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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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falconbrunch:

teasing the boys in the club like

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chilled:

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

 

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via cumfort)

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validx2:

You gotta leave bite marks on her booty cheeks so that she know who the booty belong to

(via kittygucci)

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing anything

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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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