toxicmp3:

i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came

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strunnk:

sarcastihc:

cacteui:

pixielh:

rahiny:

oliviatheelf:

The last time I had ridden down this road, I was contemplating suicide. Today when we rode down this road, I felt happiness.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

I LOVE THIS

you deserve all the love and happiness in the world!


similar here

Don’t ruin the caption. Stop self promoting, jeez.

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

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The 1975 // Kool Haus, Toronto by Winnie Surya (x)
420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats
eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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soundsof71:

Miles Davis, John Lennon and Yoko Ono, June 1971.

asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

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landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

image

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lovelaughxo:

cant even handle this
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