alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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electriclady-land:


rebeccakathryn:

I’ve started to devote the majority of my free time to art and the benefits have been so rewarding. Art gets my mind off things. It filters out those thoughts that cause an unsteady hand. It eases all the internal tension and smooths my arches of breathing. If it weren’t for the values and forms, I’d lose myself into the papers texture, becoming the rough lifts and torn edges. But here I am after a dose of color and my mind feels a little lighter. I can’t say it relieves all sour thoughts but it does dull out the majority of them. So when I say art keeps me sane, it really does do just that. “Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.”

this is beautifulllll and I actually really love it without a face

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

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gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

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